In today's news:
Women strut their stuff for Boobquake
"On April 16 senior Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi suggested women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. “Women who do not dress modestly…lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases (consequently) earthquakes,” he was quoted as saying by Iranian media."
79-year-old man robbed on subway
"A 79-year-old man was left with minor injuries after he attempted to fight off two men who robbed and beat him while riding the subway Saturday night"